I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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