this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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