She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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