If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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