dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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