You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
the liver wants what the liver wants
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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