So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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