Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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