Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Randomize