Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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