is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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