It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
It's just like the Real World with babies
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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