Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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