Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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