Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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