I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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