Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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