you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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