Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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