Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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