I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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