found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
