mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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