Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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