why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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