After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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