I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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