? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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