i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
