Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
