If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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