he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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