I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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