I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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