East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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