Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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