so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
he thought i was a dude.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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