just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
