I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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