YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Randomize
