no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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