Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
My penis needs a shock collar
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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