so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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