Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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