some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
im six kinds of drunk right now
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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