Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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