"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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