If i could tip my vagina, i would.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
birth control should be required to get into college
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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