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he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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