we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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