I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
