Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Randomize
