I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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